jericho_barrons: (Forever)
Which creature of the night are you?
Your Result: Vampire
 

You are a social pragmatist, as likely to kiss as to bite. Your sensuality and social pragmatism is the counter-balance to your existential angst and your tendency toward depression.

Cthulu Spawn
 
Ghost
 
Sorceror
 
Demon
 
Werewolf
 
Incubus/Succubus
 
Which creature of the night are you?
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jericho_barrons: (Procrastinate)
A Message from John Cleese To the citizens of the United States of America: )
jericho_barrons: (Knew it all along)
Yet another major time-waster!!!!

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jericho_barrons: (Procrastinate)
Right Brain VS Left Brain

THE Right Brain vs Left Brain test ... do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise?

If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain and vice versa.

Most of us would see the dancer turning anti-clockwise though you can try to focus and change the direction; see if you can do it.

LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses logic
detail oriented
facts rule
words and language
present and past
math and science
can comprehend
knowing
acknowledges
order/pattern perception
knows object name
reality based
forms strategies
practical
safe

RIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses feeling
"big picture" oriented
imagination rules
symbols and images
present and future
philosophy & religion
can "get it" (i.e. meaning)
believes
appreciates
spatial perception
knows object function
fantasy based
presents possibilities
impetuous
risk taking



































jericho_barrons: (Yes She Would)
William Shakespeare

Blow, winds, and crack your Felix!

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jericho_barrons: (Mad)
... Just got this from a colleague. Thought I should share. :-)

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NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND: These are real notes written by parents in an Alabama school district. Spellings have been left intact. 

1.  My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.



2.  Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.

3.  Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29 , 30, 31, 32 and also 33.

4.  Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.

5.  Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

6.   John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

7.   Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

8.   Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

9.   Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

10.  Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

11.   Please excuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had diahre dyrea direathe the shits. 

12.  Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.

13.   Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

14.  Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

15.  I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because i don't know what size she wear.

16.  Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday.

17.   Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral.

18.  My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.

19.  Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

20.  Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

21.  Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

22.  Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.

23.   Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever, sorethroat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night. 









































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